Quote of the Day!
This is from a shoot yesterday. The model filled in at the last minute but as she is not currently on birth control she asked the shoot be condom only. Generally at TF we do not use condoms...I hate condoms and feel they have no place in pornography but I also do not want a "porn conception" on my conscience and the model was doing a huge favor for me by filling in.
Anyway, we let the male talent know and give him some crown condoms. These are the pinkish/flesh colored kind that are less obvious on film, all condom friendly porn companies have them and the male talent says to me, irritated:
"They're not even Magnum's, don't you have Magnum's?"
(FYI: Magnum's are the large condoms for very well hung guys)
My reply:
"When you have a Magnum sized dick I'll get Magnum sized condoms"
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Anyway, we let the male talent know and give him some crown condoms. These are the pinkish/flesh colored kind that are less obvious on film, all condom friendly porn companies have them and the male talent says to me, irritated:
"They're not even Magnum's, don't you have Magnum's?"
(FYI: Magnum's are the large condoms for very well hung guys)
My reply:
"When you have a Magnum sized dick I'll get Magnum sized condoms"
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
2 Comments:
*snicker*
Someone apparently thought very, very highly of himself. I wonder how he liked being knocked down a peg or two!
That is typical male all the way. Incidentally, that's also the best way to deal with male (and otherwise) delusions, with a fair sized gob of good ol' reality.
Hilarious.
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