Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Bishop Bondage Test!

Your Bishop
Bondage Position

Yes, this frame hangs you in just the right position, doesn't it? And just look how accessible it makes all your body.


How would you be tied up?
Take the Bishop Bondage Test
(only 4 questions)

Saturday, January 19, 2008

A Whole Lot of Anal?

What's up with all the girl/girl ass fucking lately? LOL! I never thought I woul;d tire of fucking girls asses but I have to say, I am craving some pussy strapon sex because lately, all I fuck is asses!!!

Friday, January 18, 2008

Quote of the Day!

This is from a shoot yesterday. The model filled in at the last minute but as she is not currently on birth control she asked the shoot be condom only. Generally at TF we do not use condoms...I hate condoms and feel they have no place in pornography but I also do not want a "porn conception" on my conscience and the model was doing a huge favor for me by filling in.

Anyway, we let the male talent know and give him some crown condoms. These are the pinkish/flesh colored kind that are less obvious on film, all condom friendly porn companies have them and the male talent says to me, irritated:

"They're not even Magnum's, don't you have Magnum's?"

(FYI: Magnum's are the large condoms for very well hung guys)

My reply:

"When you have a Magnum sized dick I'll get Magnum sized condoms"

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

A waste of DL...

Ugh, nothing quite sucks the life out of you like a couple of bad shoots. For the person writing the cheques (ie. me) it is even worse when you are not the one in those shoots because I am free talent.

I had Dragonlily out for a couple of days of shooting before she takes a year off from the industry and really wanted to get some good Dom scenes with her. She is awesome but of course, the Dom is only half of the equation. If the sub sucks then the shoot may also suck, it is very hard work for a Dom to be able to save a shoot alone. What's most annoying though is that I should have known. I had a lot of trouble booking talent due to the AVN show in Vegas so I decided to try a pretty local girl. Her application said she was very experienced and a pain slut but when I spoke with her on the phone I started to think that was perhaps not true. At the shoot she walks on to set with a wig. I HATE FUCKING WIGS! if you don't want to be recognized then don't do porn...not to mention the fact that the pics she applied with did not show a wig. Anyway, DL is here so I suck it up and we start to shoot...and this girl sucks. I am tying her loosely and shes saying it's too tight. We then find out she has never been tied up at all (um, remember she said she was experienced) and really can't take more than a ligh deer skin flogging (yeah, real pain slut). So we end the shoot 2 hours early. Honestly, when a shoot is shit and the footage is shit it really doesn;t matter if you shoot for 20 minutes or 4 hours...shit is shit.

This morning for Captive Male we had a new sub. Nice guy, no deoderant. I fucking hate that. I know his armpit smell is going to stay on my ahdns and my rope...so I switch to my crappy old rope!!!! The scene is going okay until the strapon. He warms himself up with a dildo and then I put him the loosest half crab tie ever and DL goes to work. We wait FOREVER to get the tip of our second smallest cock in him and he is making such a big deal out of it. Now look, I understand...I don't really like big hard things in my butt either but then I am not agreeing to do it by accepting a shoot where it has been made very clear this is not negotiable. I can see his face looking at me hoping I will say we can simulate or just end early, etc and I am really so sick of this shit with some of the male subs. As always, in a shoot with a sub that sucks I am trying everything I can to make it better. More lube, taking away any pain play, etc, etc and when I ask if there is anything more I can do he says "Ugh, I'm really uncomfortable, etc"...normally when i hear this I am able to bite my tongue. Today i did not. I replied "It's a bondage shoot, what did you expect?". Did I mention that the bondage was a loose wrist to ankles tie on a nice soft mattress??? Really, have I ever let any of the female subs have it that easy for anal? I think not.

This afternoon was Carmen. A girl I had a funny feeling about. I read Matt's write up of her over at the dark glob's Hogtied and could tell she must have hated the shoot. So when LA Direct recommended her for the shoot I was skeptical. I asked them to double check she was okay with girl/girl bondage, etc and they said it was all fine/ She shows up...and tells me she's booked as the Dom! Um, no. The look on her face when i describe the bondage to her says it all. This shoot is going to suck. To be fair, she is beautiful and gave it her best try but the fact is, had she known what the shoot was (as she should have) she would not have accepted it. We finished half way in.

So, all in all, for 4 DL shoots, the 3 above were shit, shit, shit....and that sucks, sucks, sucks.

Oh well, you win some, you lose some. I guess I just have to hope, in a years time she does return to the Twisted Factory to dominate some bitches for me!

take care,
Chanta

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Have you heard of Recycling????

The other day I had a new PA working on set. It was quite a big shoot (big meaning multiple models, expensive and long) so I wanted to be well staffed. My videographer had a friend from Florida visiting that used to work for Score group so he came to help out which was great and much appreciated. Throughput the day/shoot, I gathered up bottles, cans, etc as I usually do and sat them next to the trash container on set so that they can be put into the recyclying bin at the end of the day. As the end of the day approached I noticed that all of the cans, etc were now in the trash can, mixed in with the dirty baby wipes, etc. I immediately ask in a bitchy tone "Who put the recycling in the trash?" and the PA replies, genuinely surprised, "wow, you recycle?". I say "yes, it's my planet too" and start weeding through the trash filled with bodily fluids to once again separate the trash from the recycling. Once placed in a bix paper bag I ask the PA to take it downstairs and put it in the big bins. The larger of which is for recyclables. Again, he is amazed...how could that larger of the 2 garbage bins be for recycling? My videographer explained to me later that that is just the way it is middle America. It's all trash, it all get's thrown out in the same place, only hippies recycle, etc, etc.

WOW! I am so shocked. I have been recycling in Australia since I was 5 (not that Australia is that great, just like the US, Oz has not signed on to Kyoto) and considering how wasteful we (all) are I think it is a very small thing that we could all do to make a difference, and it isn't even close to how much we should all be doing. I was just floored that in this "1st world" country there are places that still do not recycle as common practice.

Take care,
Chanta